Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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