I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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