having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
And then he peed in my hair
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