Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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