Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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