we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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