I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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