You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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