we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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