did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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