Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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