Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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