If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
