But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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