"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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