But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I am one with the molecules
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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