Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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