I need help removing her.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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