i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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