I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Randomize
