she was so not down for the gang bang
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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