spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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