I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
