We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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