Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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