You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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