i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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