Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Your penis caused this!
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