he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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