Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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