we have pet lesbian snakes
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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