In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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