she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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