Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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