My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
