i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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