the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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