Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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