Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
