If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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