Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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