How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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