lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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