if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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