no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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