Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Randomize
