ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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