Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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