Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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