Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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