erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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