i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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